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Versus

Two foods enter. Side-by-side nutrition facts, where each wins, and a verdict from the data.

Beef LiverChicken Liver
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Beef Liver vs Chicken Liver

Liver vs liver — the two most nutrient-dense foods we grade, head to head.

White RiceBrown Rice
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White Rice vs Brown Rice

The refining question, settled with numbers.

ButterOlive Oil (Extra Virgin)
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Butter vs Olive Oil (Extra Virgin)

Saturated fat versus the most studied fat on earth.

Whole MilkSkim Milk
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Whole Milk vs Skim Milk

Does the fat matter as much as people say?

Greek Yogurt (Nonfat)Cottage Cheese (2%)
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Greek Yogurt (Nonfat) vs Cottage Cheese (2%)

The two high-protein dairy staples, graded side by side.

Big MacWhopper
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Big Mac vs Whopper

The heavyweight fight, judged on nutrition facts.

AlmondsWalnuts
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Almonds vs Walnuts

Two S-tier nuts enter. The data picks one.

SpinachKale
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Spinach vs Kale

The leafy-green debate nobody asked to settle.

Salmon (Atlantic)Tuna (Canned in Water)
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Salmon (Atlantic) vs Tuna (Canned in Water)

Omega-3s, protein per dollar, and the mercury question.

OatsGranola
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Oats vs Granola

The breakfast default against its dressed-up cousin.

BananaApple
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Banana vs Apple

The two most eaten fruits on earth.

White BreadWhole Wheat Bread
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White Bread vs Whole Wheat Bread

Refined against whole — the gap is bigger than you think.

BaconTurkey Breast
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Bacon vs Turkey Breast

This one is not close, but the numbers are fun.

McDonald's Fries (Medium)Potato (White)
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McDonald's Fries (Medium) vs Potato (White)

Same plant, very different journey.

Eggs (Whole)Egg Whites
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Eggs (Whole) vs Egg Whites

The yolk question, answered with a formula.

Sweet PotatoPotato (White)
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Sweet Potato vs Potato (White)

Orange against white, per 100 calories.

Oat MilkAlmond Milk
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Oat Milk vs Almond Milk

The plant-milk showdown everyone is having in the grocery aisle.

Soy MilkOat Milk
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Soy Milk vs Oat Milk

Protein against carbs — the two plant milks with actual arguments.

Chocolate MilkWhole Milk
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Chocolate Milk vs Whole Milk

Dessert in a milk carton, judged honestly.

Coca-ColaPepsi
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Coca-Cola vs Pepsi

The cola wars, settled by a nutrition formula. Spoiler: neither wins.

Diet CokeCoca-Cola Zero Sugar
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Diet Coke vs Coca-Cola Zero Sugar

Two zero-sugar colas enter. The label decides.

Orange JuiceCoca-Cola
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Orange Juice vs Coca-Cola

Fruit sugar against corn-syrup sugar — does the source matter?

Red BullBlack Coffee
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Red Bull vs Black Coffee

Caffeine delivery, two ways. One of them has 27 grams of sugar.

Coconut WaterGatorade (Lemon-Lime)
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Coconut Water vs Gatorade (Lemon-Lime)

Nature’s sports drink against the lab’s.

CheeriosFrosted Flakes
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Cheerios vs Frosted Flakes

The virtuous O against the tiger’s sugar bomb.

Honey Nut CheeriosCheerios
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Honey Nut Cheerios vs Cheerios

How much does the honey-nut coating actually cost you?

Sourdough (Sliced Loaf)White Bread
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Sourdough (Sliced Loaf) vs White Bread

Fermentation against refinement.

Bagel (Plain)Croissant (Butter)
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Bagel (Plain) vs Croissant (Butter)

The New York deli question, answered in fat grams.

Ezekiel 4:9 BreadWhole Wheat Bread
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Ezekiel 4:9 Bread vs Whole Wheat Bread

Sprouted grains against the standard whole wheat.

CheddarMozzarella (Part-Skim)
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Cheddar vs Mozzarella (Part-Skim)

Hard and sharp against soft and milky.

FetaGoat Cheese
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Feta vs Goat Cheese

The Mediterranean crumbles, head to head.

Ricotta (Part-Skim)Cottage Cheese (2%)
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Ricotta (Part-Skim) vs Cottage Cheese (2%)

The lasagna cheese against the diet cheese.

KetchupYellow Mustard
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Ketchup vs Yellow Mustard

Sugar against basically nothing — the condiment aisle’s most lopsided fight.

MayonnaiseYellow Mustard
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Mayonnaise vs Yellow Mustard

This one is not close, but the numbers are fun.

Ranch DressingItalian Dressing
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Ranch Dressing vs Italian Dressing

Creamy against tangy — the salad-bar showdown.

Hot Sauce (Tabasco)Sriracha
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Hot Sauce (Tabasco) vs Sriracha

Vinegar heat against sugary heat.

Buttermilk PancakesBelgian Waffle
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Buttermilk Pancakes vs Belgian Waffle

Griddle against iron — the weekend breakfast debate.

BaconPork Sausage Links
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Bacon vs Pork Sausage Links

The breakfast meat championship.

Hash BrownsHome Fries
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Hash Browns vs Home Fries

Shredded against cubed — does the shape change anything?

Steel-Cut Oatmeal (cooked)Cream of Wheat (Instant Whole Grain)
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Steel-Cut Oatmeal (cooked) vs Cream of Wheat (Instant Whole Grain)

The hot-cereal bowl-off.

Lay's Classic (1 oz)Doritos Nacho Cheese (1 oz)
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Lay's Classic (1 oz) vs Doritos Nacho Cheese (1 oz)

Plain salt against nacho cheese dust.

Snickers (full size)Twix (2 bars)
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Snickers (full size) vs Twix (2 bars)

Peanuts against cookie — the candy bar grudge match.

Chips Ahoy Original (3 cookies)Oreos (3 cookies)
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Chips Ahoy Original (3 cookies) vs Oreos (3 cookies)

Chocolate chip against creme-filled.

Cheetos Crunchy (1 oz)Cheez-It Original (27 crackers)
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Cheetos Crunchy (1 oz) vs Cheez-It Original (27 crackers)

Puffed corn against baked wheat — the cheese-snack wars.

SkittlesSour Patch Kids (8 pieces)
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Skittles vs Sour Patch Kids (8 pieces)

Rainbow sugar against sour sugar. Nobody wins, but the numbers are fun.

Sockeye SalmonSalmon (Atlantic)
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Sockeye Salmon vs Salmon (Atlantic)

Wild red against farmed pink.

ShrimpLobster
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Shrimp vs Lobster

The shellfish luxury bracket.

SardinesMackerel (Atlantic)
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Sardines vs Mackerel (Atlantic)

The tinned-fish renaissance, graded.

TempehTofu (Firm, Calcium-Set)
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Tempeh vs Tofu (Firm, Calcium-Set)

Fermented against plain — the soy showdown.

SeitanTempeh
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Seitan vs Tempeh

Wheat protein against soy protein.

BroccoliCauliflower
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Broccoli vs Cauliflower

Green against white — the cruciferous cousins.

AvocadoOlive Oil (Extra Virgin)
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Avocado vs Olive Oil (Extra Virgin)

Whole fruit against pressed oil — does the fiber matter?

Dark Chocolate (85%)Hershey's Milk Chocolate (1 bar)
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Dark Chocolate (85%) vs Hershey's Milk Chocolate (1 bar)

Cacao against the candy bar — the gap is real.

Egg McMuffinMcDonald's Sausage McMuffin
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Egg McMuffin vs McDonald's Sausage McMuffin

The McDonald’s breakfast decision, quantified.

Starbucks Grande Caffè Latte (2%)Black Coffee
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Starbucks Grande Caffè Latte (2%) vs Black Coffee

Milk and sugar against the void — the calorie gap is the whole story.

Chick-fil-A Chicken SandwichPopeyes Chicken Sandwich
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Chick-fil-A Chicken Sandwich vs Popeyes Chicken Sandwich

The chicken sandwich wars, judged on the label.

Diet CokeCoca-Cola
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Diet Coke vs Coca-Cola

Zero sugar against 39 grams of it — the sweetener question, graded with data.

ButterMargarine
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Butter vs Margarine

The spread debate, settled with numbers.